Title: 155 Words or Coital Cliches
Author: RedThunder
E-mail: redthunder@excite.com
Category: SHR
Summary: Dammit, now I'm doing it too.
Archive: 155 Words. Everyone else, please ask first.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, but I'm sure having more fun with them than CC is.

155 Words or Coital Cliches
by RedThunder


"I love you Mulder, but I'm still a virgin. Will you make love to me?"

"Hell yeah."

They fell off of the edge, because the line was too blurred to see it,
and when the barriers fell, one hit Mulder on the head, which was
alright, since Scully had taken Blowjobs 101 in med school and
knew 13 way to make pain disappear by swallowing a man's penis.
By they time she reached number 10, Mulder was unconscious.
Scully woke him up, and Mulder returned the favor, using the 21
methods of bringing about orgasm through oral sex that he had
learned from his porn tapes, and by method 11, Scully had her first
climax. Then, Mulder pulled out his 12-inch manhood and entered
Scully so skillfully that she didn't feel a bit of pain, and she had
another climax. And so did he.

And they lived happily ever after.

END

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RedThunder
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