TITLE: 155 Words or the Shortest Lone Gunmen Story (1/2)
AUTHOR:  RedThunder
E-MAIL:redthunder@excite.com
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: None
ARCHIVE: DO NOT ARCHIVE (except Dawn, of course:)
SUMMARY: For all those who think that there is no such thing as too much Lone Gunmen.
DISCLAIMER: If CC would put them in the show more, these characters
would be better. As it is, I place full blame of this story on him.
NOTES: Does it count as cheating if it's a two parter? Lone Gunmen fans -- enjoy:)

155 Words or the Shortest Lone Gunmen Story (1/2)
by RedThunder

The Lone Gunmen were having a bad day. First, Frohike's frying pan broke, so they had to
drive forty miles to buy some pizza from a secure location. Then, the backup generator for the
backup tracing jammer broke, and, since you can't ever be too cautious, they had to make a
new one, which put a serious dent in their daily schedule. In fact, they even had to cut out the
daily cattle mutilation count!

So, it was no surprise to find Mulder standing outside their door, holding Krycek by the ear
and frowning furiously. "Look what I found lurking around the door," the FBI agent said.

Krycek whined, "But I'm supposed to be here. I come here every third Thursday on odd
months. It's like a ritual."

Mulder looked at the three gunmen doubtfully. "Is this true?" Langly nodded, looking a bit
uncomfortable. Mulder noticed and asked, "You don't do...that, do you?"

End Part 1

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