Title: 155 Words or the Shortest Mulder/Mary Sue Story II Author: RedThunder E-mail: redthunder@excite.com Summary: Mulder and a...dancer. Rating: NC-17 in a non-NC-17 sort of way. I kind of ran out of words... Archive: 155 Words only. Disclaimer: I guess I should stop bashing CC with these. Wait a minute, he turned a living human into a hybrid! Never mind.... Author's note: Well, I'm doggedly sticking to the 155 word limit. It makes editing fun, in a masocistic sort of way. 155 Words or the Shortest Mulder/Mary Sue Story II by RedThunder Mulder met her in a bar. Okay, so it was a strip club, but there was a bar in the back. She was beautiful, intelligent, and could really shake her...arms. Perfect. Except for one thing. Her hair was brown. They went to her place, and she gave him is own personal lapdance. He almost slipped her a five for her spirited performance, but caught himself at the last second. After all, her hair was brown. So he tucked a one dollar bill into her panties. She smacked him, then forgave him, and gave him another lap dance. Soon, Mulder started was spending fewer nights at the office and buying more red hair dye. She didn't mind. After all, he was Mulder -- sexy, intelligent, and could really shake his... eyebrows. Perfect. Except for one thing. His hair was brown. One night, she gave him a personal performance, and a hair-do. They lived happily ever after. THE END IRedThunder redthunder@excite.com 1