Title: 155 Words or the Shortest Office Sex Scene
Author: RedThunder
E-mail: redthunder@excite.com
Category: SHR
Summary: There's sex. In the office.
Archive: Brandon and 155 Words Archive, have at it. Everyone else, please ask.
Author's note: I can stop whenever I want to. Sure I can....
Disclaimer: Hey, if I owned the X-Files, the movie would have beenworth buying
(or would have had at least one scene with Mulder undercover as a stripper.)


155 Words or the Shortest Office Sex Scene
by RedThunder


Mulder put his hand in the small of Scully's back as he herded her
into their new office, and leaned forward to smell Scully's strawberry
shampoo, which made him really horny.

"Scully, that shampoo really makes me horny," he said.

"Then we should have sex," she said, quite sensibly.

So, he tenderly banged her against the filing cabinet, and, after a bit
of fumbling, impaled her. Despite the fact that Scully had numerous
lovers, (she was not dead after all, just Catholic), she was so tight that
he could barely enter her. And, despite the fact that Mulder was a
virgin (even after lobster and jewels, Phoebe never put out), he
managed to give her the best orgasm ever.

Kersh chose this time to stop by their office and caught them in the
act. He fired them. They cursed him, said good bye to Skinner, and
lived happily ever after as deli workers in Wisconsin.

THE END

"Will write for psychiatric help."
RedThunder
redthunder@excite.com
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