TITLE: 155 Words: The Shortest Fast Hard Screw Buzz AUTHOR: Bidie McCucholl E-MAIL:AgentXDoll@aol.com RATING: PG-13 CATEGORY: VR SPOILERS: No SUMMARY: Scully has imbibed one too many Fast Hard Screws on the Main Deck, after having introduced Mulder to her creation, and finds herself completely unable to enjoy the attentions of a concerned Mulder in her hotel room. Find out---in 155 words---what Scully was feeling during her Fast Hard Screw Buzz DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em, though I wish I did. Don't own much; I'm a grad school kid. Don't open up the legal lid; I'm poor and broke, and I'm well hid. :) FEEDBACK: Please send all feedback to AgentXDoll@aol.com, and I'll love you forever. :) Check out my other works at http://www.angelfire.com/oh/BidieMcCucholl/index.html. NOTE: I'm feeling a little creative this late at night, so I thought I'd play a little with my created concoction and the story with the catchy name! :) Enjoy and let me know what you think! 155 Words: The Shortest Fast Hard Screw Buzz by Bidie McCucholl Fast Hard Screw on the Main Deck. Damn, I'm original. And I'm drunk, too. Not to mention the fact that I can't seduce Mulder worth shit. Here he is, sitting right beside me, cradling my head in his hands, and I can't get him in the bed. "Hey Scully, someday you'll look back on this and laugh your ass off." Mistakes aren't funny, Mulder. "I'll have to remember what's in it if I ever want a quick buzz." I've got your buzz right here, Spooky. "You want me to stay?" I nod weakly. He's grinning. "All right. You may need me to hold your head up anyway." Funny, Mulder. I'd rather you stay out of desire than out of obligation to me. But I'll take what I can get until I'm sober enough to ask for it myself. Come morning, Mulder will be right where I want him. I can only hope he'll want me.