TITLE: 155 Words, OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written (1/1) AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray EMAIL ADDRESS: publius@avalon.net DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name stays on it and no money changes hands. FEEDBACK: Oh, hell yes.... Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net SPOILER WARNING: Never Again RATING: Hmm. PG-13...I guess CONTENT WARNING: Parody CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR SUMMARY: The title says it all. DISCLAIMER: Nope, I do not own these characters or situations. If I were THAT smart, I would be rich. 155 Words OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written Mulder looked up from his paperwork and said, "Scully, I just realized I've been in love with you for over five years and never even realized it." Scully looked up from her paperwork and said, "Mulder, I just realized that I've been in love with YOU for over five years and never even realized it." They argued for a moment over who would be on top (there has to be SOME angst, after all), and in a moment they were both naked and making love on Mulder's desk (since Scully still didn't have her own desk). Scully came. Then she came again. Then she came a third time. Finally she told Mulder he could come. And he did. Then they got dressed and went back to work, because they knew they had to keep their relationship a secret. Cancerman never suspected a thing. But Skinner and Maggie knew, and they both thought it was cool. The End -- "It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out to get you." --Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire" ================= Okay, I succumbed. I've established an online archive of my own X-Files fanfic: