TITLE:  155 Words 4; OR Babies and Other Hazards of Sex (1/1)

AUTHOR:  Brandon D. Ray

EMAIL ADDRESS:  publius@avalon.net

DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT:  Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name
stays on it and no money changes hands.

FEEDBACK:  Oh, hell yes....

Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net

SPOILER WARNING:  Duane Barry/Ascension/One Breath; Momento Mori;
Christmas Carol/Emily

RATING:  Do I gotta?  PG, I guess.

CONTENT WARNING:  M/S married.  Babyfic!

CLASSIFICATION:  SRA, MSR

SUMMARY:  Somebody stop me before I post again....

NOTE:  I stole the subtitle for this one from a book by Dave Barry.  Sue
me.   Or not.

DISCLAIMER:  Nope, I do not own these characters or situations.  If I
were THAT smart, I would be rich.


155 Words 4

OR

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex


After they'd been having sex for awhile Scully told Mulder that she was
pregnant.  They hadn't been using any protection because Scully thought
she couldn't have babies.

Luckily they had already gotten married in the previous story so it was
okay for Scully to be pregnant.  Mulder said it really turned him on to
have sex while she was pregnant and then Scully had morning sickness and
Mulder said that turned him on too.  Then they had sex again and Scully
came four times and Mulder came once.

Maggie was happy and Skinner was a sourpuss except that he was happy too
when he thought nobody was looking.

Then they had to stop having sex while Scully went to the hospital and
had her baby, except that it was twin girls and nobody had even realized
it.  They named them Melissa Emily Scully-Mulder and Samantha Margaret
Scully-Mulder and then Mulder and Scully had sex again.



The End

--
"It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out
to get you."

--Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire"

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