TITLE:155 Words 6, OR The Shortest Scully/Other, Then MSR Ever Written

AUTHOR:  Brandon D. Ray

EMAIL ADDRESS:  publius@avalon.net

DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT:  Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name
stays on it and no money changes hands.

FEEDBACK:  Go ahead; knock yourself out.

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SPOILER WARNING:  Let me get back to you on that...

RATING:  PG

CONTENT WARNING:  Parody.

CLASSIFICATION:  SRA

SUMMARY:  Shannon is to blame once again.

DISCLAIMER:  In my dreams...


155 Words 6

OR

The Shortest Scully/Other, Then MSR Ever Written


Scully thought that Mulder only wanted to be her friend, so she decided
to marry Bob even though she didn't love him because she thought her
life was over.  Mulder said he would be her bridesmaid even though he
secretly DID love her because he wanted her to be happy.

They were about to start the wedding when Mulder came to Scully and said
he loved her.  Then Mulder and Scully had sex.

Scully told Bob she couldn't get married to him because she wanted to
get married to Mulder instead, and Bob said it was okay because he'd
known all along that she really loved Mulder.  Then he went away and
cried but nobody knew it because he pulled down the windowshades on his
car.

Skinner said Mulder and Scully should go ahead and get married because
his sister was a magistrate and would change the names on the marriage
license.  So they did.



The End

--
It's not that I'm slipping in my opinion of Fox Mulder.  I've decided
that if my sister is going to work in the FBI, I would rather have him
by her side than about 90 percent of the guys I could name.  He's laid
down his life for her, I appreciate that in a prick.  --Bill Scully,
jr., "By Her Side: That Voice" by Vickie Moseley
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