TITLE: 155 Words 7, OR The Shortest Casefile Ever Written AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray EMAIL ADDRESS: publius@avalon.net DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name stays on it and no money changes hands. FEEDBACK: Go ahead; knock yourself out. Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net SPOILER WARNING: Let me know if you find any. RATING: PG CONTENT WARNING: Parody. CLASSIFICATION: XA SUMMARY: MulderPhile made a big mistake by posting the following to ATXC: "Thanks to Brandon Ray for his "155 words" idea, but 155 words isn't long enough for a REAL story... or is it??? Prove me wrong if you can!" DISCLAIMER: In my dreams... 155 Words 7 OR The Shortest Casefile Ever Written by Brandon D. Ray Scully came to work one day and Mulder showed her slides about cattle mutilations. Mulder said it was UFOs, but Scully said it was somebody who wanted a hamburger. Then they got on a plane and flew to Iowa. At the hotel Mulder got a call that said more cattle were going to be mutilated and wanted to go see. Scully was going to the bathroom but Mulder decided he couldn't wait and left without her. Then Scully got abducted by aliens. Mulder ran through a cornfield with his flashlight and found a cattle that had been mutilated. Then he found a flying saucer and rescued Scully, but she didn't remember anything. Mulder hugged Scully so that she would know he liked her anyway. Mulder and Scully went to their office and wrote a report for Skinner, but the Cigarette Man took it away from Skinner and blew smoke in his face. Skinner was mad. The End -- It's not that I'm slipping in my opinion of Fox Mulder. I've decided that if my sister is going to work in the FBI, I would rather have him by her side than about 90 percent of the guys I could name. He's laid down his life for her, I appreciate that in a prick. --Bill Scully, jr., "By Her Side: That Voice" by Vickie Moseley ================