TITLE: 156 Words OR The Shortest Mulder MedicalTorture Ever Written
AUTHOR:  Kel (ckelll@hotmail.com)
RATING: PG 
CATEGORY: Humor
DISCLAIMER: Mulder and Scully are folk heroes in the public domain. 
            Not!

One day Mulder had a terrible bellyache.  He vomited again and again,
and he did not want to eat anything, not even sunflower seeds.  

Mulder said he felt fine but Scully said he had acute appendicitis. She
took him to the hospital herself, to make sure that he didn't
accidentally go to Antarctica. 

The emergency room doctor did horrible things to Mulder, like push on
his sore tummy and put a needle in his arm. Then the doctor used a
slippery glove to do something else. Mulder did not like this at all.  
He whimpered bravely while Scully held his hand.

Mulder had to have an operation. Scully wanted to help but they made her
sit outside in a chair. When Mulder woke up after the operation he told
Scully that he loved her.  Scully paid the anesthesiologist the extra
fifty bucks she had promised him.  Skinner came to visit Mulder and 
brought him  pretty flowers.