155 Words: The Shortest Diana Fowley/C.G.B. Spender Fanfic Ever ~*Lauren Metal*~ Keywords: The Foul One/CSM Rating: R for general scariness! Not really, it's pretty darn tame. Spoilers: Two Fathers/One Son Archive: Sure! Author's Note: Special thanks to Brandon Ray for coming up with this new Genre. You rule man! If this sucks, blame it on the fact that I'm sick as a dog (I mean it,every time I cough I scare the shit out of my cats! It's bad!). I wrote this in a drug induced haze at about two a.m. Flames greatly appreciated. I'll use them to warm my tea and my Theraflu. Without further ado, The Shortest Diana Fowley/C.G.B. Spender Fanfic Ever ~* ~* ~* *~ *~ *~ Diana Fowley was evil, as was C.G.B. Spender. He loved to smoke and she liked frilly lingerie. They both loved to hate Fox Mulder. It was all but natural they begin a torrid love affair. They were the Bill and Monica of the consortium. Diana, you'd better watch out for those incriminating stains on your suit. ( I mean green alien goo, sicko, get your mind out of the gutter.) Sure Smoky needed Viagra, but Diana didn't mind. She hadn't gotten any that good since she was Mulder's little chickadee. Hell, she hadn't gotten *any* since then. Not many men were that desperate. It was hard for them to get away from the rest of the consortium, but when they did it was well worth it. Things in their bedroom were really starting to heat up. And no, it wasn't the alien rebels this time. C.G.B., didn't anyone ever tell you not to smoke in bed? ~* ~* ~* *~ *~ *~ Painful, yes, but I hope it was at least a little funny. Let me know. Laura darling, I promise after this one I'll start writing real fic again! lauren_metal@yahoo.com