TITLE: 155 Words, OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written AUTHOR: Vickie Moseley E-MAIL :vmoseley@fgi.net SPOILERS: Emily, Christmas Carol RATING: PG-13 for sexual conduct unbecoming two FBI agents CLASSIFICATION: H, I hope SUMMARY: see title. DISCLAIMER: I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter. Brandon Ray, you're on your own ARCHIVE: Yes, if by some miracle you want to, go ahead COMMENTS: This came to me a 3:39 in the morning. Enough said. 155 Words or Mulder and Scully Make a Baby by Vickie Moseley One morning, Mulder walked into the office to find Scully crying over a picture of Emily. "Mulder, I want a baby," she cried. Mulder said, "But Scully, shouldn't we have sex first?" So they had sex. On both desks and against the file cabinet. One month later, Scully came in and threw up. Mulder said, "I thought you were sterile." "I had one egg left," Scully told him. "Marry me," Mulder said. She did. Skinner gave her away, but Mulder got her back. They were happy. Scully threw up for three months, Mulder held her hair back. Scully's ankles swelled to the size of grapefruit, Mulder put her feet up. Scully wanted pickles and Mulder ignored her. Scully said "Mulder, it's time." Mulder drove her to the hospital and held her hand. She broke two fingers on his right hand and had a baby girl. They both cried and named her Samantha Melissa William Mulder. The end.