TITLE:  155 Words, or the Shortest Scene of Domestic Bliss (1/1)
AUTHOR:  Wayward
EMAIL ADDRESS: wayward@fluffy.com
DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Gossamer, all others please ask
SPOILER WARNING: Season 6, up to Arcadia
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNING: none
CLASSIFICATION: 155 words,  VH
SUMMARY: A story that's shorter than its description
AUTHOR NOTES: The author thanks Plausible Deniability and Ninyo Gaijin for
beta reading, but wonders if the paper bags over their heads were for
hyperventilation or anonymity.


Disclaimer: Did anyone else watching 'Arcadia' wonder if the product
placement guys told Tropicana what Mulder was going to do with the empty
container? Or if they told Ford that the owner of the featured '97 Mercury
Villager ended up "lying around" the house after hiding in the sewer for a
couple of days? The X-Files is rewriting the book on cachet, fer sure.


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"I *said*, Woman, make me a sandw--  Oh, hey, you did."

"Yes, I did, Mulder. I told you I had something for you."

"Ummm, mmmph, this is good. Tomato, guacamole, cheese--but no beef. Needs
beef."

"I'll try to remember. So this is your idea of domestic bliss? The high
point of Arcadia?"

"Wha? Oh yeah, Honeybunch, having the little woman cater to my culinary
desires, definitely the best part of our jaunt to California."

"I'm glad you're enjoying that sandwich, Mulder. So what was the worst part
of the Arcadia thing?"

"<slurp!> Mmmph? Oh, the worst part? No question, seeing you in the green
mango face goop."

"It wasn't mango."

"Lime? Mutant apricot?"

"Not even close."

"What then?"

"All natural, no preservatives, puree of avocado."

"Scully?"

"Yes, Mulder?"

"I think...I think I'm going to be...ARGGHHHH!!!! YOU PUT THAT FACE GOOP IN
MY SANDWICH!!!!"

"That's right, Poopyhead."



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a scintilla of truth: fan fiction by Wayward
http://www.justanyidiot.com/scintilla