TITLE: 156 Words, OR The Second Shortest MSR Ever Written

AUTHOR:  Kel

E-MAIL:  ckelll@hotmail.com

FEEDBACK:  Yes, but I'm tired of begging.

SPOILER:  155 Words, OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written, by Brandon D. Ray

CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR, shameless rip-off of Brandon's story

SUMMARY: What Brandon forgot to say.

DISCLAIMER: They are Chris Carter's.  If they were mine, Mulder's hair 
            would be longer and Scully would have a desk.  
            

"Scully," said Mulder, "I just wanted you to know that that was the best 
and most meaningful sex I have ever had."

"Mulder," said Scully, "that was also the best and most meaningful sex
that 
I have ever had.  And by the way you are very well hung.  I know this
not 
because I have slept around so much, but because I cut up dead bodies
for 
a living."

Mulder was happy that Scully found him so much more exciting than the 
dead bodies she cut up. 

Of course Mulder and Scully had to be very discreet, so when they made
love 
on Mulder's desk they had to be very quiet.

They could not shout "MULDER" and "SCULLY" the way they wanted to when
they 
came.   They could only whisper each other's names like this: 
"mulder," "scully." This was especially hard for Scully, since she got 
to come more.

But outside of that everything was perfect.