TITLE: 155 Words or the Shortest X-Files/Highlander Crossover
AUTHOR: RedThunder
E-MAIL: redthunder@excite.com
ARCHIVE: Dawn, have at it...everyone else, please ask
SPOILERS:  none
RATING:  Um, R, cause I don't want to expose our youth to this...
SUMMARY:  Mulder, Scully, and...swords.
DISCLAIMER: Heck, if CC could do so little with 155 Words, he can have them back.
Wait a minute...he managed to do less with two hours and a big screen. I guess they aren't
mine anymore:(

155 Words OR The Shortest X-Files/Highlander Crossover
by RedThunder

Mulder and Scully went to California to check out the background of Duncan McLeod, who
loved swords and kept coming back to life.

While there, some people who didn't like McLeod killed the agents for no reason, but not
before they had a chance to express their undying love, whilst dying. Then, despite the
1:9,000,000,000 odds, both Mulder and Scully became immortal as well. They had sex,
and discovered that asphyxiation could really be a turn-on.

Skinner found out about them, because, despite the 1:9,000,000,000,000 odds, he was also
immortal, and he came to help them fight the evil, ugly immortals.

So, Duncan gave them all swords and they went out and kicked butt. And Mulder and Scully
lived happily ever after...well, until they reached their hundred-year anniversary, when Mulder
forgot what the hundred-year anniversary gift was supposed to be. She left him for Duncan,
cause he looked pretty damn sexy with that sword.

THE END

RedThunder
redthunder@excite.com

 
1