TITLE: 155 word Spenderfic
AUTHOR: Drovar
E-MAIL: Drovar@ix.netcom.com
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: Very very minor for Season 6
SUMMARY: Well not to be left out of the game, here's my 155 word Spenderfic.
DISCLAIMER: X-Files belong to Fox, 10-13, and Chris Carter; no infringement intended
155 Words of Spenderfic
by Drovar

Spender was pissed, royally pissed. Somebody, (initials Fox Mulder) had stolen his shredder. 
Gosh darn it, and him with all these stupid X-files. He flipped through the files marked 'Really 
true, secret FBI stuff,' growing more irritated with each one.

[The real truth behind the Kennedy assassination] 
[The Loch Ness Monster, photos, DNA samples, everything] 
[I really am Hitler, here's my address.] 
[I was Hoover's love slave.] hmmm file that one for later

His father strolled in and called him 'Son'. So Spender shot him.

Then Scully walked in and called Spender a Rat-bastard. So Spender shot her too. Even 
though she was awful pretty and probably just wanted to do him.

Then Mulder walked in, holding the shredder, and said "Ack . . . Scully, Dad!" So Spender 
shot him too, even though he was awful pretty also, and probably just wanted to do him too.

Then Ritter walked in. Spender didn't shoot him.